Again MASTERSTROKE BY ENGINEER!!!!

Girlfriend: ''Can You Tell Me??
What is My Bra Size??''
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Boyfriend: ''36.....''
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Girlfriend: ''WOW!!! How do you know???
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Boyfriend: ''Yesterday I Opened it.''
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Girlfriend: ''But in my Bra, there is no Number?''
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Boyfriend: ''So what Babe..... I am an Engineer, from Load I can Calculate Area...''
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Engineer's ki jai ho!!!! 😉😝

Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai 1) Make up 2) Mobile 3) Shopping
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Niche dekh.
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abey ghochu apne niche dekh

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GHATAK MESSAGE:-

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se: Kabhi tumne BOOBS se dudh piya hai???

Ladka (sharmate hue): Nahi...

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  Ladki:
To bachpan me kya BAAP KA LUND
chus ke bada hua hai
bhenchod.?! 😂😜😂

Ek Kisaan 1 murga leke aaya. Us murge ne aate hi 150 murgiyo koj chod diya.

Ye dekh kar kishan bahut khush hua. Sham tak us murge ne sari batakho (duck)or Baki janwaro ko b chod diya,

ye dekhkar kishan kuch pareshan hua. Agle din jab subah hui to murga khet me mara pda tha

or upar giddh mandra rhe the. Use dekhkar Kishan bola, "mar gaya bhosdi k,

harkate b to teri aisi thi" tabhi murge ne ek aankh kholi or bola "chup madarchod ,
Acting kar raha hu bhenchod,
inme se ek ko niche to aane de ,
Fir dekh kaisi gaand marta hu inki" )😢😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Its not that "Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"

But Its real meaning is that
"Sab" "Bra" "Ka" ''Fal'' meetha hota hai.😜            🍎🍊🍒🍅
😝

Baba bhosdiwale Kahte he

Lund aur kanoon kabhi haath me na lo,

Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,

Lohe par hathoda aur chut par lauda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho

Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki,
bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati."
😂😂😂

   At sex toy shop...
Girl: Duplicate lund ka section kaha hai?
CLERK: waha par hai Mam
Girl : wo red. wala kitne ka hai?
CLERK::O hawas ki rand! wo aag bujane ka cylinder hai.
😃😃😃😃😃😃